Charming Encounters at the Antique Shop

This weekend, we visited an antique shop. I took Lucy in my arms to make sure nothing would get broken.

The shop owner was an incredibly cheerful man with a distinctive style. He was dressed very casually in a simple gray sweater and pants, but he had such a vibe that you didn’t need a radar to realize he was part of the LGBTQ+ community.

As soon as we entered, he spotted Lucy and immediately started showering her with affection, scratching and kissing her. Remember, I was holding her!

I thought to myself, “Oh gosh, you might accidentally turn your affection toward me, and we both know that wouldn’t be pleasant.”

It was as if he read my mind. He looked over at us and, with a big smile showcasing his 32 dental veneers, said:

“Awww, dogs and babies, that’s what makes my day! Everyone else can just fuck off!” 🤗☺️😚